DTTD: Ajuwaya Diaries: 5 prayer points for a Lagos Corp member.

Awww, my name is Oreofe and i am scum!!! Guyssssss, how did you ever let me finish NYSC without giving you updates of all the funny, not so funny, teary, not so teary moments i passed through in and out of campppppppp!

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Welllllll, today we have one of my favourite youtubers Em Etetim to thank for this blog post. Em has been talking about going for NYSC for a while and it just occured to me that these scandalous period of my life 😎😎😎 never made it to tea time.So here’s to giving you 5 monthly prayer point just 5 points to reverently guide you while you are out of camp. I am also going to give you 5 prayer points for when you are in camp 🦁🦁🦁 or about to get to camp. I gat you like that booooo.PRAYER POINT’S 1. Oh lord help me save my Alawee from my village people!Lol. Guys this might seem funny but if you are over your NYSC or in the process of completing your NYSC you will agree with me that the monthly alert of 19,800 orrrrrr to my newly oppor Corp members 30k can do a lot, a whole lot in your life. Even if na transport or for savings. God bless the federal government of Nigeria.2. May i not be stressed at Clearance today or worse miss CDS!😂😂😂 ha this prayer point is keyyyyy. Like it’s a major flex. But don’t worry, you might be luck enough to get a good Local government to report to or even more luck to not miss any CDS day through out your days as a corp member in Lagos of all places.3. May Area boy’s and market women not reason my matter today!Corper wee, Otondo, white fowl ☺☺☺ yes if you meet them along Lagos road in your uniform YOU. ARE.FINISHED. PREPARE. TO. BE. EMBARRASSED. but only if they have your time sha oh. During my time, i always had to change at a restaurant of something after i was done with my NYSC uniform.Trust me, these people make those chants from a place of love but when you are already triggered from your CDS or Lagos traffic you do not want to be reminded that you are serving a country that isn’t serving you back. Wiunnnnn. I. said. What. I. Said4. May my PPA not ask me to work after CDS!Haaaaaaa, may your PPA have the fear of God is all i can say! If God now helps you and you are in special CDS (translates to meeting at Surulere) and your work place in somewhere after ikeja read my lips IT. IS OVERRRRRRRR (in Bob Risky’s voice).5. Dear lord, keep me safe!I cannot tell you not to overemphasize this prayer point becauseeeee you actually need to unhhhun i cannot count how many times i had accidents during my NYSC (exaggeratedddddd) but then again i fall anyhow *it can never be me fit be you very quickly*.So this is it guyssssssss prayer guides for a Lagos corp member. Done and done wait up for the concluding part of this post next week!Drop your comments and questions too and more importantlyyyyyyy kindly suscribe. Muahhhh. I would say i love you. But my boyfriend will be jealous